So I set off in search of the perfect app for moms. You know, that app that has Ryan Gosling saying “Hey, girl, <insert each mom’s phrase of choice>.” Mine would say “Hey, girl, I’ll be over soon to fold some laundry . . . and, by the way, those sweatpants make you look super thin.” Alas, I discovered that no such app exists (somebody really ought to do something about that), so I had to settle for putting together a whole list of apps for moms. I tried to keep the list to free apps (or free when I got them) and I avoided anything educational, just on principle.